- You arrive to work with cuddly toys in your handbag
- You don’t notice the sick stain on your shoulder
- You can fall asleep in ANY position to avoid waking your child
- You frequently don’t know what the date is, and sometimes not even the day.
- You no longer care if you’re wearing makeup to go out.
- You put more effort in finding coats that cover up the state of your clothes, than clean clothes if you’re going to the shops.
- When you consider 4 hours of solid sleep, amazing
- If you can pick up an inordinate amount of things using your toes while baby is strapped to you sleeping.
- You can now make clothes white, though you still don’t know how you’re doing it
- When you don’t care about getting peed or pooed on, just that you lost this round
These are just today’s, but feel free to comment with your own and I’ll put them on the next list and credit you for it.